I block people who have the same icon as me
update: attempted to block myself
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shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”
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“i’m so good at Smash” i say as i press random buttons while facing the wrong way and scream out loud when i fall off
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This is by far my favourite moral choice in the entirety of the Witcher series and quite honestly, videogames as a medium.
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You cracked the code
When is ryan reynolds gonna come out with a double penetration film?
excuse me
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The Witcher (2019)
like who ISN’t having a strange and confusing time w/ intimacy and the physical experience
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Deadpool: I wanna do it
X-Men: Don’t do it
Deadpool: I’m gonna do it
Deadpool: *breaks into Avengers compound in the middle of the night to steal food*
Avengers: *watch confusedly as Wade tiptoes around in sunglasses and acts like nobody can see him in the middle of the afternoon*
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